So the first post. I can feel the pressure. I’m suppose to start off with something super amazing that will hook you all in and you will all become super obsessed over my written word. Sadly, even though I’m pretty awesome, if I do say so myself, I’m just going to be my regular, cynical, judging, sarcastic self in hopes that you will continue to read because you too, think I am pretty awesome. Welcome to my world full of flying, stars, lollypops and a bloody knife….