Once…I stabbed a pig.
They say, stabbing a pig is the closest you can get to stabbing a human.
Of course, it’s not everyday you find a dead pig,
So, I went for a wonder in a field one evening.
That’s when I got my first taste of blood…literally.
I stabbed that pig, so hard blood spurted into my mouth.
It was squelchy and harder to cut into than I thought,
But I did it.